Triathlon Humor

I just got a new bike lock.  To unlock, you must hug the bike for 10 minutes.  Sure, someone could steal it.  But at least I knew they really wanted it.

If you train to be competitive in triathlon, then you can certainly relate to this funny triathlon picture.

“What do I think about when I run?  Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I’m in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.”

You get extra credit if you catch the typo in this funny running picture.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

“As if your swimming weren’t embarrassing enough… Now you are going to ride a bike and run too?  I really don’t think this friendship is working out for me.”  The good thing about swimming is that nobody can see how funny you look….. unlike my running form.