Triathlon – Not as Easy as your Mother
Now I’m not saying your mom is a slut but…. OK, that’s exactly what I’m saying. A funny triathlon shirt that calls out your mom. ”Triathlon not as easy as your mother.”
Garmin OCD (on correct distance)
We’ve all done it. ”You know you’re a runner when you run up and down a street three or four times to get the last 1/4 of a mile in on your Garmin.”
Cold Running
“There’s no such thing as bad weather… Well, except for snow and ice, Brrrrr! Cold!”
Flying Mount
In order to excel at triathlon, you must become one with the earth. This guy didn’t quite understand what I meant.
I’m Told I Like Triathlon
Here’s a funny triathlon shirt that shows off good parenting skills. “I’m Told I like Triathlon.”
