Triathlon Humor

There are certain benefits of triathlon that we just don’t discuss with our wives or girlfriends.  In the interest of maintaining a good relationship with my wife, further witty commentary has been omitted.

Never underestimate the strength of a woman.  Never F@#k with one who runs 26.2 miles for fun.

It’s a lot easier to be friends when you don’t have to feel bad about crushing your friends in your age group.

Here’s a romantic suggestion for what you can do on Valentine’s Day.  There’s nothing more amorous then spending the evening in your tub with your two favorite loves.

Be proud of your lazy ass!  Show the world you don’t give a crap about their 13.1 or 26.2 stickers and magnets.  Buy this funny running sticker.